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Post by OpenCoder on Jul 5, 2009 22:52:24 GMT
Here's a few to start off with:
1. Every crate and barrel MUST be shot at.
2. If you are over 40, challenging your 14-year old nephew is suicide.
3. Thou shalt not be unaware of the konami code.
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Post by Blackiris on Jul 7, 2009 14:08:34 GMT
This reminds me more of the Top 10 or something Gaming Cliches special that Electronic Gaming Monthly had in their magazine. So anyway, 4. Collect.
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Post by OpenCoder on Jul 7, 2009 16:44:13 GMT
5. If you see a dead chicken lying in a road, eat it. Instead of getting food poisoning, you will actually get rasied stats.
6. If you die on the first level, you are a n00b. period.
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Post by Kaze on Jul 7, 2009 16:45:01 GMT
7. you need crossbows, lots and lots of them!
8. you + shotguns = POWNAGE!
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Post by RicheyRich on Jul 7, 2009 16:49:15 GMT
9. Cheating may be wrong, but it feels so right! ^_^
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Post by OpenCoder on Jul 7, 2009 16:51:22 GMT
*Inappropriate for small children - highlight if you dare* 10. [If you complete Super Mario Bros. in 5 minutes, Bowser and Peach have to rely on Bowser's premature ejaculation. Shame on you.]
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Post by Kaze on Jul 7, 2009 16:52:23 GMT
11. if you save the princess in the castle, it's obvious that it's the wrong princess and your gonna say: FsCK!
12. this is a game >_<
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Post by OpenCoder on Jul 7, 2009 16:54:55 GMT
13. Guns won't kill people. Stomping on their heads will.
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Post by Kaze on Jul 7, 2009 16:56:37 GMT
14. eating magic mushrooms is bad but, Mario says otherwise. @_@
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Post by Blackiris on Jul 8, 2009 11:53:25 GMT
15. When playing 2-D sidescrolling beat 'em up games, you will find luxury items like golden bars and jewelry, as well as roasted chicken served on a platter and bars of chocolate in your everyday rusty barrels.
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Post by geckojsc on Jul 8, 2009 15:34:51 GMT
16. You can never truly die. You just lose a life or start over. (I wish life was like that. Maybe it is...)
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Post by OpenCoder on Jul 8, 2009 19:37:08 GMT
17. Coins are everywhere
18. Coins are capable of spinning forever.
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Post by Kaze on Jul 9, 2009 10:13:32 GMT
19. streets of rage (SEGA), one of the best side scrolling fighting games, if you think you can smash a phone booth or a barrel in real life and think your hand won't brake...then your confused and retarded... *smash!* oops...*bleeding hand*
20. no! kicking people in the head will not! i repeat NOT! make their heads explode!
21. treasure chests turning into mimics just to get your hopes up for awesome stuff is just plain mean.
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Post by OpenCoder on Jul 9, 2009 11:39:09 GMT
22. Any game with monkeys in is awesome. Except maybe twister.
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Post by Kaze on Jul 17, 2009 10:16:42 GMT
23. the monkey rule is true but, any game with alot of action is way more awesome
24. yes, in this world, you can't fall off cliffs cause of those damn invisible walls
25. no, you can't smash a gigantic rock with one punch... *staring at Goku*
26. theres no such thing as a chocobo, but it would be so DAMN awesome if there was one!!!!! *sniff* *sniff*
27. "you must beat the evil master to your destination" screw that! i'll get a cab! TAXI!!!!!!
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